tokomon:

"Douse yourself in water and repent!" 1995 // 2014

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Other people are not medicine. — It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

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reaverbro:

durrymuncher:

we have three distinct races in this fantasy story: white people, dwarves: who are sort of like… short white people, and elves: slightly taller-than-average white people with pointy ears

Ah yes, because culture and uniqueness in a species is totally determined by what color they are. Hence why the SINGLE MOST CREATIVE THING EVER are aliens that looks and act human in every way but are green.

ok, dude, chill. the original post isn’t saying “slap some more colors on those bland and poorly-thought-out species! that’ll give the story some life”. they’re saying that the fact that all these supposedly different fantasy races are usually just slight variations on humans, and on top of that they’re also all white, shows that people aren’t putting any thought into actually coming up with fantasy races for their stories.

but seriously, if you’re here to defend writers for making all their characters some kinda white folks, like. why? is that a stance that needs defending? really? like, do you want to check and make sure? i think you may be mistaken

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

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bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

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babrahamlincoln:

sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out

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durrymuncher:

we have three distinct races in this fantasy story: white people, dwarves: who are sort of like… short white people, and elves: slightly taller-than-average white people with pointy ears

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

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wehaveallgotknives:

flux—and—flow:

sidleyparkhermit:

avengersgonnaavenge:

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Damn right she’s building robots in there, she’s a cybernetics genius, she’s running Danger’s restoration program at age 22. If the stuff on her desk isn’t jaeger-related she’s probably making incredibly advanced little machines out of old spare parts just to like relax and unwind after a long day

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officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

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